Majestic sunrise

It’s sad but true that one can be
Adept at counting numbers,
Yet at the same time fail to see
Which ones make up the wonders.

All things in life may be defined
As strings of ones and zeroes.
Discernment of a finer kind
Transforms someones to heroes.


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‘Social’ media doesn’t recognise death

When I go on ‘Linked In’, I’m often reminded to congratulate an old friend of mine for having been in business for x years.

The problem is, this old friend passed on some time ago…

Today I was reminded by Facebook that it was a relative’s birthday. Again, this person has been dead for some time. Nevertheless, I followed the link and found that no fewer than five of this person’s ‘friends’ had wished him a happy birthday.

So not only does the Internet suffer from linkrot and media rot, it also suffers from a lack of sanity checking.

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Have I been pwned?

Pwned‘, in case you’re not aware, is a ‘leetspeak’ slang term derived from the verb ‘own’, as meaning to appropriate or to conquer to gain ownership. The term implies domination or humiliation of a rival, and is used primarily in video game culture to taunt an opponent who has just been soundly defeated (e.g., “You just got pwned!”)

In the context of this short wibblette, I’m using it to refer to having had one of my online systems compromised in one way or another.

And the answer to the question is ‘yes’: I was recently advised by that the main email account I rely on may have had its password snatched. I wasn’t alone: I was in the company of some 700+ million other folk. So I did what anyone should do in such a situation: I immediately changed the password for that account. Hopefully, I’m now safe, for a while, from having my email ‘hacked‘.

If you want to check whether you too may have been ‘pwned’, I recommend you take a quick trip to to check out your own online systems.

Here’s hoping you never get hacked.

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I should have known better…

… than to believe that what was once free would stay free, without a contract signed in blood.

I’ve been away a while now, and what do I find when I drop by? Most of the imagery on my blog has succumbed to rot. So I’m now faced with a conundrum: do I go back and load all those images into WordPress, and rework the pages to link to the local images? (Hell, no: that would take aeons.) Or do I pay photobucket whateveritis they’re currently asking to make those images magically reappear? (Hell, no: once you start paying Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane, so I’m told. No offense meant, if you’re Danish!)

I guess my meandering has given me the answer: suck it up. After all, it’s not as though this is a work of art, something worth preserving. These are just my wibblings, after all.

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Here’s a question that really matters…

The guys from Positive Money went to ask young people a few questions about money.

The first questions they asked were no-brainers. “Duh, everyone knows that.” But then they asked:

Do you know where money comes from?

Our money system hits young people the hardest. High house prices leave first time buyers struggling on the property ladder. Students are leaving higher education under ever increasing mountains of debt. Unemployment across Europe shot up after the financial crisis, and remains highest among young people.

The money system lies at the heart of all of these problems – and yet most people have no idea how money is created and the impact this has on society.

It doesn’t have to be this way.

Visit for more information.

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Not with a whimper, but with a bang

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Support the Dark Snow 2016 Field Campaign


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Bill Maher on new rules for old fools

… and, finally, new rule:

Before Americans can laugh at how pathetic Cubans are for driving those old patched-up cars instead of getting new ones, we have to explain why that’s what we’re doing with our healthcare system, our voting system, our energy policy and our infrastructure.

Same goes for the 51st state. Not the movie: The Nation Formerly Known as the United Kingdom*, which exhibits many of the same flaws Bill levels at the USA.

Many thanks and a hat tip to Peter Sinclair for the heads-up.

*With apologies to Prince, RIP.

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How to make your own Dvorak keyboard from a QWERTY one

Those of you who have been following my puerile witterings here from the early days of ‘Wibble’ may recall that, back in 2007, I underwent the throes of converting my fingers from <spit> QWERTY to the vastly superior keyboard layout pioneered by Professor August Dvorak. dvorakbanner-icon-copyright-freeMy experiences in those salad days are still available; should you be interested in (re)visiting that journey, it starts about here.

On a website I set up even earlier than ‘Wibble’, I maintained a bunch of information about the Dvorak layout. Regrettably, that site disappeared a couple of years ago, for reasons I choose not to dwell upon. From then till now, this information was available only in backup data on my computer here* — inaccessible and worthless. There’s one page in particular I would like to resurrect, so I present it below. Whether it should have remained in oblivion in perpetuity I leave as an exercise for the reader.

* … except that I’ve just realised that it’s also available on the Wayback Machine, too. But dash it, I’ve just spent the last hour or so copy-pasting and tidying this article up, so I refuse to hit ‘delete’!

How to make your own Dvorak keyboard from a QWERTY one


I present you with a simple choice. Either die in the vacuum of space, or: … ah, sorry, wrong script 🙂

  1. The ‘Six Keys Off’ technique
  2. The ‘Messy Method’

The ‘Six Keys Off’ technique is for those who like following step-by-step instructions, or who have playful kittens around who might lose some of your keys for you. You might prefer this technique if you’re the type that gets DIY furniture and follows the instructions religiously. With the ‘Six Keys Off’ method, you never have more than six keys off the keyboard at any one time, so you’re less likely to end up scrabbling about on all fours looking for the one that’s inexplicably gone walkabout.

The ‘Messy Method’ is more suited to those who throw the instructions away at the outset and just set to building the thing, not worrying if the end result is more like the Eiffel Tower than the bookcase shown on the front of the box; or, for those who just like playing Scrabble and ‘Kill the Cat’.


You will need:

  1. A spare QWERTY keyboard (with the correct interface; USB, PS/2 or AT) that it wouldn’t break the bank if you were to break it. Possibly two, in case you do manage to damage the first one. (If you don’t damage the first one – you could modify the second one too, and give it to a friend as a gift. Your friend might look at you strangely, particularly if you’re not in the habit of offering gifts, but once it sinks in that your gift is not just a rather odd-looking keyboard but a new lease of life to ten fingers, your friend will thank you, and might even send you a Christmas card — who knows?)
  2. A Flat Blade Screwdriver (‘FBS’).
  3. (maybe) A Stanley or other razor-sharp knife. DISCLAIMER: I will not be held responsible if, while following these instructions, you slice off one of your fingers, accidentally stab yourself in any part of your body, or the cat, or damage anything in any way at all.

The ‘Six Keys Off’ technique: Instructions for modifying a QWERTY keyboard to Simplified Dvorak layout (both hands)

This technique assumes that you’re right-handed. Apologies to all the sinister people. Unless you’re really evil ‘sinister’ that is, in which case… ah, forget I spoke 🙂

A. Getting rid of the obsolete anachronism known as ‘QWERTY’


  1. Insert FBS (Flat Blade Screwdriver) to the right of the ‘Q’ key (i.e. between the ‘Q’ and ‘W’ keys).
  2. Using gentle pressure, push the end of the FBS towards the base of the ‘Q’ key.
  3. Prepare your left hand to catch the ‘Q’, to prevent it from flying off into the air and being chased by the cat (or other family pet) into the most inaccessible place in the house (for instance, under the enormous fridge-freezer that you bought only last week, the one that’s now fully stocked with yummy edibles).
  4. While pushing, exert a gentle clockwise twist to the FBS. The ‘Q’ key should now come off.
  5. Place the ‘Q’ key on a flat surface such as a table top, preferably well out of the reach of the cat, with the ‘Q’ facing towards you so that you can easily recognise it. It may be all alone at the moment, but it will soon be joined by others.
  6. Repeat steps A.1 through A.5 for each of the ‘W’, ‘E’, ‘R’, ‘T’ and ‘Y’ keys. Yes, yes: I know you can no longer put the FBS twixt the ‘Q’ and the ‘W’; you know what I mean.
  7. Take one last look at the six keys sitting on your flat surface (the one out of the reach of the cat, as first mentioned in A.5).
  8. Congratulate yourself on taking your first steps towards eliminating an obsolete design from your life.
  9. Reward yourself with a beverage of your choice.


B. Getting down and dirty

  1. Take the ‘Y’ key and position it over the place where the ‘T’ key used to be (i.e., one place to the left of where ‘Y’ originally sat).
  2. Using firm pressure, push the key down until it clicks into place.
  3. If you do damage the key, replace it with the ‘Y’ key from your other keyboard (the one that you were going to give to your friend, but which has now been rendered totally useless). Send your friend a note apologising for being such a klutz.
  4. Now remove each of the following keys in turn and place them in the locations indicated below:


Key Place…
 1 ‘ (apostrophe) to the right of the [tab]
 2 , (comma) to the right of the ‘ (apostrophe)
 3 . (full stop / period) to the right of the , (comma)
 4 W (on table) to the right of the M
 5 – (minus) to the right of the ; (semicolon)
 6 [ (left square brace) to the right of the 0 (zero)
 7 = (equals) SWAP WITH [ (right square brace)
 8 / (forward slash) to the right of the P
 9 Z to the LEFT of the [RIGHT SHIFT]
10 ; (semicolon) to the right of the \ (backslash)
11 S to the right of the L
12 O to the right of the A
13 P to the right of the . (full stop / period)
14 L to the LEFT of the / (forward slash)
15 B on table
16 N to the right of the K
17 B (on table) to the LEFT of the M
At this point note how it reads: ‘UI BMW’ 🙂 Oh well, please yourself… 😛
18 R (on table) to the right of the I
19 X to the right of the V
20 Q (on table) to the right of the ; (semicolon)
Now we’re into the final stages of upgrading this obsolete UI…
21 U on table
22 I on table
23 C to the LEFT of the R
24 V to the right of the W
25 K to the LEFT of the X
26 T (on table) to the right of the J
27 D on table
28 E (on table) to the right of the O
29 F on table
30 G to the LEFT of the C
31 I to the LEFT of the H
32 H on table
33 D to the right of the I
34 J on table
35 F (on table) to the right of the Y
If the ‘F’ key doesn’t move up freely, read ‘The FUHJ Factor’, below
36 U (on table) to the right of the E
37 H (on table) to the right of the D
38 J (on table) to the right of the Q
Note: A and M don’t move!


The ‘Messy Method’

  1. Preparation: as above.
  2. Kick the cat out of the house and lock the cat flap.
  3. Pop all of the keytops off your keyboard, you devil, you.
  4. Replace keys according to the Standard Simplified Dvorak Layout (both hands) diagram.
  5. Reward yourself with a beverage of your choice.

Note: the ‘Messy Method’ is the only way I can currently offer to create a Left-Handed or Right-Handed Dvorak keyboard (Professor Dvorak didn’t stop at designing a layout for two-handed folks; he designed two others for one-handed folks, too).

The FUHJ Factor

Once you’ve rearranged the keys to Dvorak layout, assuming that you have a keyboard with no missing keys in front of you, you’re done! All you need to do now is to configure your Operating System to ‘understand’ the Dvorak layout, plug in your upgraded keyboard (after first powering down if it’s a PS/2 keyboard!), and you’re up and running. Did I forget to mention that it was really simple?

However, with some keyboards, those last four keys, ‘F’, U’, ‘H’, and ‘J’, can be troublesome. On this keyboard I have here, if I pop those last four keys in, they sit on their haunches and refuse to come back up. This is because the ‘F’ and ‘J’ keys, commonly known as the ‘home’ keys, are themselves ‘keyed’: they are intended to sit only in the two ‘home’ locations.

To get around this requires a little deft manipulation with your razor-sharp knife, to slice the tiny plastic tongues from the insides of the mounting holes. If you do encounter this problem, examine the keys and the mounting holes; I’m sure that you’ll see what I mean. Please be very careful with that knife: one slight slip and there will be blood all over your nice keyboard, your clothes, the table and the floor; and the air will be rent by violent screams. Yours. Not a pleasant scene. Of course that knife is sharp enough to damage the keyboard too… so just take it slow and easy. If your hands shake too much, you could try asking someone else to do it for you. Or give the whole thing up, chuck your attempt in the (recycling!) bin and go look for one to buy…

Note: Breaking a key or its mounting whilst following these instructions, although a possibility, is unlikely, unless you have a really cheap and really nasty keyboard, or you are a total klutz.

For further information on the Dvorak layout, read the Dvorak Zine, check out Introducing the Dvorak Keyboard by Marcus Brooks (a mine of useful information!) or go ogle ‘dvorak keyboard’.

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JourneyQuest 3: Return of the Lactomancer

Yes, it makes no sense. If everything we know and love will come crashing down around us, what’s the point? Nevertheless, it has to be…


pledged of $420,000 goal

days to go

JourneyQuest 3: go back it. You know it makes sense.

Bloglette heading is not the real title of JQ3.
Second disclaimer:
Unless there’s some peculiar space-time disturbance affecting my brain.

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Please see comment below —
JourneyQuest Season Three is now in production. ONWARD! 😀


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