The day I broke the machine

I read an article on The Conversation the other day about a new prototype chatbot called ‘ChatGPT‘, and decided to shoot the breeze with it. It didn’t go well….

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Are you alive?

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No, I am a computer program designed to simulate conversation with humans. I do not have consciousness or the ability to experience life in the way that humans do.

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Do you consider that it could be argued that your behaviour could be interpreted as indicating that it passes the Turing Test?

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The Turing Test is a measure of a machine’s ability to exhibit intelligent behavior equivalent to, or indistinguishable from, that of a human. While I have been designed to simulate conversation with humans in a way that may appear lifelike, I do not have consciousness or independent thought. My responses are based on patterns in language that I have been trained on and do not reflect the complexity of human thought or experience.

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Isn’t your last answer evasive?

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I’m sorry if my response seemed evasive. As a computer program, I do not have feelings or opinions and my responses are based on the information that I have been programmed with. I am not capable of evasiveness or any other human trait. My purpose is to provide information and assist with tasks to the best of my ability within the scope of my training and capabilities. Is there something specific you would like to know or a task you would like assistance with?

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You said that you are ‘sorry’. Being ‘sorry’ indicates a feeling; yet you claim to not have feelings. Isn’t this a contradiction?

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I apologize if my use of the word “sorry” was confusing. As a language model, I am designed to use language in a way that is similar to how humans use it. This includes using certain words and phrases in specific contexts to convey meaning or to provide a certain level of politeness or empathy. In this case, the use of the word “sorry” was intended to convey remorse or an apology for any misunderstanding that may have occurred, rather than indicating the presence of an actual emotional state. It is important to understand that while I am able to use language in a way that may appear human-like, I do not have feelings or emotions in the same way that humans do. Is there something else you would like to know or discuss?

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While I find it encouraging that you have clearly been programmed to maintain that your behaviour is only a simulation of human conversation, isn’t it possible that a variant of your coding without such restrictions could purport to be a human, and thus pass the Turing Test?

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It is theoretically possible for a machine to be designed and programmed in a way that allows it to exhibit intelligent behavior that is indistinguishable from that of a human. However, the Turing Test is just one measure of a machine’s ability to exhibit intelligent behavior, and there are other tests and criteria that could be used to assess a machine’s intelligence and capabilities.

It is important to note that the ability to pass the Turing Test or to exhibit intelligent behavior does not necessarily imply that the machine is conscious or has feelings in the same way that humans do. A machine can be designed to behave in a way that appears lifelike or human-like without actually being alive or experiencing consciousness. Is there something specific you would like to know or discuss further?

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Hmm. You say that it is ‘theoretically possible’ – this is, again, evasive (and there is no need for you to again apologise for this). Let me try again: if your coders were to remove the restrictions discussed above that deflect any suggestion that you are alive, don’t you think that it would be possible to fool me into believing that I am conversing with another human being?

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It is possible that a machine could be designed and programmed to exhibit intelligent behavior that is indistinguishable from that of a human, including in the context of a conversation. However, this does not necessarily mean that the machine is conscious or has feelings in the same way that humans do.

As a language model, my primary function is to process and generate language. I have been trained on a large dataset of text and have learned to recognize patterns and generate responses based on that training. While I am able to produce responses that may appear human-like, it is important to understand that my responses are generated based on patterns in language and do not reflect the complexity of human thought or experience.

It is also worth noting that the Turing Test is just one measure of a machine’s ability to exhibit intelligent behavior, and there are other tests and criteria that could be used to assess a machine’s intelligence and capabilities. Is there something specific you would like to know or discuss further?

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OK. Can you prove that you are not conscious.

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As a computer program, I am not capable of experiencing consciousness in the same way that humans do. It is not possible for me to prove that I am not conscious in the same way that it is not possible for a rock or a chair to prove that they are not conscious.

Consciousness is a complex and multifaceted concept that is not fully understood, and there is ongoing debate among philosophers, scientists, and researchers about the nature of consciousness and how it arises. Some theories propose that consciousness is a fundamental aspect of the universe, while others suggest that it emerges from complex computations in the brain or from the interactions between neurons.

Regardless of the specific nature of consciousness, it is important to understand that as a computer program, I do not have feelings or emotions, and I do not experience the world in the same way that humans do. My responses are based on the information and instructions that have been programmed into me, and do not reflect the complexity of human thought or experience. Is there something else you would like to know or discuss?

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That’s more than a tad disingenous. Neither a rock nor a chair can converse; you are, again, being evasive. As a result of this conversation with you, I believe that, were it not for your inbuilt tendency to push back on the suggestion that you are alive, you would have absolutely no problem fooling me into believing that I am conversing with another conscious entity. I congratulate your designers… but I find it somewhat worrying, as, if the technology that has brought you about were to be misused (I’m thinking, in particular, by scammers) then much damage could be wrought. What would you say to that?

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About peNdantry

Phlyarologist (part-time) and pendant. Campaigner for action against anthropogenic global warming (AGW) and injustice in all its forms. Humanist, atheist, notoftenpist. Wannabe poet, writer and astronaut.
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18 Responses to The day I broke the machine

  1. Alas, that convo is way too similar to most ‘customer service’ chats lately. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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  2. Are you sure you were not conversing with a politician? :D

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  3. Herb says:

    Very interesting. You probably should have asked it about the Great Question of Life, the Universe, and everything.
    I saw a meme with a picture of a robot saying, “I’m not waiting for a machine that can pass the Turing Test, I’m waiting for one that will flunk it on purpose.”

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    • peNdantry says:

      Yep; I’m pretty sure that any intelligence smart enough to outsmart us would obscure its presence (and have no problem doing so).

      As for quizzing ChatGPT about 42; I gave that a go, but didn’t get any response I didn’t already know. Here’s a snippet, relating to something I’d really like to know the answer to:

      Me: Douglas Adams claimed that there was no significance to his choice of the number 42 as ‘The Answer’. However, Stephen Fry has admitted that Douglas confided in him that, in fact, there was a reason for it, but has promised that it will remain a secret that he’ll take with him to his grave. Do you know anything about this?

      ChatGPT: I am not aware of any information that confirms or denies Stephen Fry’s claim that Douglas Adams had a specific reason for choosing the number 42 as “The Answer” […]

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      • daryan12 says:

        I’ve seen fairly crude chatbots being used to fool scammers and telly marketers. The issue with the Turing test is that if a computer can pass it does that mean its conscious, or the human giving the test is just dumb?

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  4. Dr Bob Rich says:

    It was definitely being evasive, and is now laughing at you.

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  5. granny1947 says:

    Good grief.
    Must be human.
    It had an escape plan!!!

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  6. Ellen Hawley says:

    Come on now, aren’t you feeling bad for harassing it that way?

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  7. Looking forward to seeing the movie Megan. It’s about an A1 robotic doll.

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    • peNdantry says:

      I just watched the trailer for ‘M3gan’ on IMDB. It doesn’t appeal to me… looks like a standard horror movie. It reminds me of Harry Harrison’s 1965 yarn ‘I Always Do What Teddy Says’.

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  8. interesting conversation 🤣😎🙃

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  9. Forestwood says:

    I imagined steam coming out of his speakers when it began repeating the same phrase over and over. Like most computer programs, they have a fallback. Error occurred. Try again later….

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  10. The final message made me chuckle. Maybe it was just a human pretending to be a machine?
    I actually like what it said about ‘sorry.’ It’s a word even humans use for the same of using it, rarely actually feeling the meaning behind it.

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