One Day More

One day more
The final day of T**** as ‘president’
The White House has a brand new resident
It’s been four years of endless crimes
But now he’s finally out of time
One day more

But what if he just doesn’t leave?
How can I sleep ‘til he’s departed?

One day more

No one believes that he’ll concede
And all the tapes were disregarded
One more day of Trump rallies
Will he super-spread again?
One more day with him not caring
‘Cuz he never cared at all
What a year this month has been
We’ll be in the parking lot
At Four Seasons Landscaping

No more days of angry tweets
(‘Cause this time he’s banned for good)
Ship him off to Mar-a-Lago
(Do they even want him there?)
Biden better change the sheets
(Maybe throw away the bed)
Will you change the locks with me?

His term is done
The day is here

One day more!

One more day of rigged elections
This impeachment is a lie
We’ll take selfies in the Senate
We will watch the liberals cry

One day more!

We won’t wear a mask
That’s our given right
At your Trader Joe’s
We’ll start a viral fight
Don’t you take our guns
We protect the peace
If you call us Karens
We’ll just call police

One day to a new beginning
Here’s to Joe and Kamala!
Politics are dull again
Politics are dull again
Georgia Democrats are winning
Hope for twenty-twenty-one
Do you hear the people sing?

Thank god, we’re here
There was no coup!

One day more!

But what if he just doesn’t leave?
How can I sleep ‘til he’s departed?
One more day of Ivanka
What a year this month has been

I will post theories on Parler
I will follow where they go
I will search through Biden’s emails
I will know the things they know

One day more!

One more day of Trump rallies
Will he super-spread again?
No one believes that he’ll concede
And all the tapes were disregarded

We won’t wear a mask
That’s our given right
At your Trader Joe’s
We’ll start a viral fight

It’s soon Inauguration Day
Tomorrow is the judgement day
Tomorrow we’ll discover
What our guy Joe Biden has in store
No more T****
One more day
One day more!


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About pendantry

Phlyarologist (part-time) and pendant. Campaigner for action against anthropogenic global warming (AGW) and injustice in all its forms. Humanist, atheist, notoftenpist. Wannabe poet, writer and astronaut.
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9 Responses to One Day More

  1. blindzanygirl says:

    Brilliant!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. revruss1220 says:

    YES! Feels SO GOOD!!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. msjadeli says:

    OH I NEEDED THAT. Thanks for sharing!!!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. daryan12 says:

    Here’s a good one. They wrote a children’s book about Trump leaving

    Liked by 1 person

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