Interminably exchanging emails
As both sides miscommunicate;
Pick up the phone to talk?
Reams and reams stand by
To one side of the paperless office;
While printers a degree require
To double-side copies acquire.
Megacorp vs Littleguy.
Belittle the luser. Why?
Tasks that ‘should just take five minutes’
Steal instead hours, days. Weeks.
Timewasting updates, bloat-increasing:
Promises on tins are misleading.
Go-faster stripes: appealing, yet
Forever incompatible, soon obsolete.
Please wait while the system reboots.
Spam with cheese and spam,
Spam with spam and eggs,
Spam with spam and spam.
Assure you of your importance –
While you wait.
… And wait.
Computer information systems:
Obsolescent at launch,
Kludged to grudgingly ‘work,’
Failing to deliver,